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Don't Try This One At Home Folks!

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus, and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head.
Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide; He left a note to this effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his suicide was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly.
Our "would be" suicide wasn't aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that he, Ronald Opus, would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily, " Dr Mills continued, "Someone who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." The fact that Mr. Opus was shot whilst on the way to what he expected to be certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated from, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife.
They were arguing vigorously, and he was threatening her with a shotgun!
The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the Blast went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B." When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant; both saying that they thought the shotgun was not loaded.
The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention of murdering her.
Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus! He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder.
This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by the shotgun blast passing through his parent's ninth story window. The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself! So the medical examiner closed the case, recording the death as a suicide. A true story from Associated Press, (Reported by Kurt Westerville)

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