Some Frequently Asked Questions

What disease was cured ham suffering from anyway?
Why were the Shrimps on the Snooker Table to be "Potted?"
Why does the rest of the world drive on the wrong side of the road?
Why is Abbrieviation such a long word?
Why doesn't the word phonetics start with the letter F?
Why is it that you only ever run out of toilet paper when there's no one else in the house to hand you a spare?
Why is it that when a tree is up, you chop it down, but once a tree is down, you chop it up?
Why is it that Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing?
Does Bread Fruit come ready sliced?
Why do you need hands to tell the time, but end up with time on your hands?
Is "Swine Flu" Mexican for "Pigs Might Fly?"
Do Members Of Parliament have any conscience