Blindo's Downloads Bin

Here you'll find some files to download that may just amuse you.
Amongst these links are a few practical programs that might help with designing your own webpages.
Also some novelty programs and a few songs/pictures etc which are just for fun.

We believe that all the ".exe" files are clean and will be safe to load on your system.However, we accept no responsiblity for any problems that may arise from your use of these downloads.
We advise that if you are concerned about running these, you install a System Restore Check Point before running the file.

Click On Your Choice & Save To Your PC

Web Design

HTML 4 Use: Simple HTML Tutorial To Get You Started.
Java Source Machine I: This Handy Program Will Generate Java Script for 15 Routines That You Can Add To Your Web Pages.
Java Source Machine II: A Further 12 Useful Routines For Your Web Page.
Traffic Wizard: This Java Script Creator Will Generate Routines Designed To Enhance The Popularity Of Your Web Pages.
Real Alternative: Real Alternative Will Allow You To Run The Full Range Of Media Programs, Direct From Your Website If Required, Without Taking Over The World As Real Player Tries To Do.
Ultimate Zip: This Great Piece Of Freeware Is Simple To Use And Screenreader Compatible.
Create Zip Files To Up-load To Your Site Or Use It To Manage Zips You Have Downloaded.
Gold Wave 558: Goldwave sound editing 30 day trial
Gold Wave Audio tutorials: 5 Step By Step Guides To Goldwave For Those Using Screenreaders

Seeing Is Believing

Prescott And The Egg: Here's Your Chance To Yoke The Former Deputy Prime Minister!
Load The File And Then Simply Use Your Spacebar To Fling An Egg At Poor John!
Stereo MP's: Here's Your Chance To Make Members Of Parliment Dance To Your Tune For A Change.
Skipper Ahoy!: If You Thought That Stag Parties Couldn't Get Closer To The Knuckle, Check This Page Out!
Rainbow! Sorry, Say That Again!: This Much Loved Children's Program Goes Adult!
Shakeweight!: Advertising The Shakeweight Exercise Tool For Great Handjobs!
Tug Toner: Sequel To The Shakeweight Exercise Plan

Sound Games

You will need a set of Stereo Speakers or Headphones and a good sense of hearing to play these games.

Whoop Ass!: See How You Do In This Classic Bar-Room Punch-Up. (Created By ESP-Softworks, Adora Entertainments)
Bop It!: A Simple Version Of The Classic Game Of Bop It. (Created By Jim Kitchen Games.)
WinCar: Whether You're Into Formula1 Or Saloon Car Racing, You'll Love The Challenge Of Competing By Sound Alone! (Created By Jim Kitchen Games.)
WinGolf: Try Your Swing In This Golf Masters Trial. Could Tiger Woods Do As Well As You If He Had His Eyes Closed? (Created By Jim Kitchen Games.)
WinPong: Pong Is Sheer Fun! Try To Out Play The Computer In This Sound Generated Tennis Challenge! (Created By Jim Kitchen Games.)

Great Clips For Your Mobile Phone

Yoda
A Great Message alert From The Jedi Master

R2D2
An Unmistakeable Ring tone

ACDC Radio Quiz
Our Australian Friends Show That When It Came To Handing Out Brains, They Were Off Hunting Lager!

President Bush & Secretary Of State Rice
Just To Prove The Australians Aren't The Only Thickies!

Irish Mental Health Helpline
Telephoning The Mental Health Helpline Might Not Be As Useful As You Might Think.

School Answer Machine
The message your child's school would love to have on their phone line!

Telstra, Moves It's Call Centre To India
When An Australian Telecommunications Company Moves It's Customer Care Call Centre, All Sorts Of Confusion Follows!

How The Euro Works
Explaining the Euro zone Debt Crisis.

Radio5 Live Out-Take
Football Commentator Roddy Forsythe Gets Given "The Bird" Live On National Radio.

Donald Duck Gets A Blow Job!
Adam Sandler's Impression Of Donald Duck Getting A Blow-Job.

A Few Rude Songs!

Happy Birthday: Remember the Clampets? Well, A HillBilly Version Of Happy Birthday Might Go Something Like This!
Jingle Bells: For Those Who Love Toilet Humor, Jingle Bells Composed For The Wind Section Of The Orchestra!
Hi Ho! The 7 Dwarfs!: All That Mining And No Sex, No Wonder They Have Hairy Palms!
The Yogi Bear Song: No Hunting For Pic-a-nic Baskets Here.
Dreamboats And Petticoats: Some of the best songs of the 50's & 60's

For A List Of More Generalised Downloads To Help Run Your PC Try The Download Page On Tom Lorimer's Whitestick Site.
To Search For Freeware and Shareware Try Download.Com

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